I was going through my emails and one of my online orders has been dispatched and when I ordered it I had to put in a state but New Zealand doesn’t have states and I was annoyed so I put “New Zealand doesnt have states you fuckass” and now in the dispatch email under delivery addess it totally has “New Zealand doesnt have states you fuckass” as part of it woops.
Sorry mail person
im poor ill try it
ooohhh i have to try this
I was like: WHY ARE WE NOT FUNDING THIS. And then I realized pizza rolls.
somebody make these for me plsssss
lawd I am so hungry
My parents got a new cat and I got a new camera!
Introducing Leopold Cornelius King! (that’s the cat, not the camera)
how can anyone not like this website when it produces quality content like this
for someone who’s 70% water you don’t look very refreshing
water cannot be burned
Well, it was only a matter of time.
Good. She’s safer away from that sack of shit.
*Mental image of every woman I know singing HE HAD IT COMIN’*
— Ron Swanson (via nbcparksandrec)
Avocado love ^-^
I have watched 2:40 hours of pingu so far.
I am creating a compilation of every NOOT NOOT in the entire series.
I am destroying myself.
This is it so far.