I feel bad for you if you're here.

ranetree:

I am an intelligent, eloquent, well-mannered young woman who just so happens to say “fuck” a lot.

edwardspoonhands:

7.5% of Nerdfighters smoke pot. That’s roughly half the U.S. national average. 

not-enough-fandom:

i wanna dress like a post-apocalyptic rebel leader who beheads her enemies while taking shots of whiskey but then again i also want to dress like a very feminine little girl that frolics through fields of lovely flowers, 
my struggle is real

combusticate:

a new york

time’s

best selling

author

yep

he’s famous

so proper and well behaved

john green everybody.

that’s john green.

peclro:

i cant believe all dads were born today wow science is amazing

crankkky:

dont even talk to me unless u have this hairstyle 

milkshakeprincess:

when ur playing video games and u move the joystick half a centimeter and the character moves twelve feet and falls off a cliff